♥ Thursday, July 31, 2008

||This doll's no ordinary Blownup Sexdoll||

Ever imagine why the men always needs a blownup sexdoll? Maybe its because they are geeks and can't get laid. Or, maybe cos they want to 'practise' their hot moves but can't find a f*ck buddy to do so. Or they simply are friggin Obese and out of shape that even the most professional pickup lines don't work on even the most old fashioned of girls.

Either way, men cannot live without sex.
(pls don't bitch to me about male priests and blah blah not having sex. I think its really impossible cos its darn human nature to lust for sex - even if its not on women but some actually do 'make out' on young boys who're training to be priests. its a true story across the world. don't believe me, u can search for it on the web.)

But that's all beside the point. Women, if you have your man who owns a blownup sexdoll, then it could mean that you are really too heavy(fat) too that your man cannot do karma sutra on you so he has no choice but to source for an alternate solution like a fake airhead doll..

So now, if you want your men to ditch his 'doll', get him this DOLL instead. He can't practise his sex moves on it but he sure can buff himself up, to lift you up, or regain back his masculinity and confidence in women again :) With this DOLL, who needs a blownup sexdolly when you(The Man) definitely can get laid by real human hotties everynight cos you've suddenly got a Hot, Toned up body that all chicks dig :)

I got back home in the afternoon today after buying my lunch and as I entered the room, I was greeted by this ugly monster! I thought WTF why is this here! Plus this wasn't cheap, it costed around 600bucks! OMG. But hey its good to buff up now and then and this is the modern day 'punching bag'.

I always walked past those fitness shops in the malls and never thought that A would actually get it. I think its a waste of money but A does use it plus I think its fun too. And it gets me all worked up in sweat after a while..

The boxing glove! Reminds me of The Contender haha and I remember seeing these in the Arcades or during those Pasar Malam funfairs haha they would have this machine but I never tried it cos in my opinion, its filled with bacteria and yucky gunk on the inside. Can you imagine these at the arcade and they NEVER wash it? And so many visitors plus young kids who eat sweets/lollipops use it? Eeeww. I don't think they even replace it if its broken/smells horrible either..

Wa la! Two gloves for two hands. I am not a hardcore puncher but its good to have a feel of it especially when emotions get the better of me, at least I now know I can vent it SAFELY without causing Anyone harm. And I think people who vent their anger on Other people(bullies and crazy people alike) are downright morons idiots stupid and of course, retribution definitely bites back.

"This is my Cool 'Boyfriend'. He lets me punch all I want and he also won't flinch." Whatever hahaha. This nifty DOLL, or Robot, or Toy (okay i don't know what to call this thing so lets just leave it at DOLL) , has buttons and levels. Once you push the start button, lights will flicker at the red spots for you to aim and strike. But before you do that, you need to first fill it up with Water (duh) if not once u punch it sure fly out of your window LOL.

Lastly, I think if your Date/Woman/Lover sees you have this in your house instead of a sexdoll, she would think you're a fitness junkie AND, its another plus point for you since she would be wondering how you look like underneath cos after all, who doesn't like hot abs and toned bodies? :)

p.s. this is unisex and if men could forgot their sexdolls and tone themselves up with this DOLL instead(assuming that this way they can give and receive better sex from u), then why cant you(women) workout with this DOLL too so that your man gets to see a brand new hot sexy body? Maybe this DOLL is all a couple needs to spice things up ;)

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